Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mad Men's Season Three Finale: A Perfect Pitch


Mad Men’s season three finale is possibly one of the best episodes of the show so far, if just for the great ways they showed how purposefully done everything through the season was.

Of course Joan left the firm because she got married. It made it much more dramatic when she came back and was given purpose again. Plus, with her husband going to Vietnam soon, she’ll likely need the built-in support network.

Of course Duck offered jobs to Peggy and Pete. They were two of the most talented and forward-thinking people in the firm, so it makes sense they'd be asked to join the new version of it. Plus, think of the dynamic between Duck and Peggy next season.

Of course Betty had an affair, even if it was mainly emotional. If Don wouldn't have found out about it, he would never have separated from her (or called her the spoiled brat that the audience has called her for a while now), which he desperately needs to do to be a better person.

Of course Hilton strung Don along and used him. It finally clued Don in on what he made others, at least his business friends, feel like.

Of course Sal got fired. That's going to make all of us so much more worried and hopeful about the possibility of them hiring him for the new incarnation of the firm, because they need him so badly. In the viewer’s eye, that would have to involve Don apologizing for the way he treated Sal the last time the two talked. That may even be possible with what Don may have learned.

Don continues to have one small epiphany after another. Sometimes they take and sometimes they don't. This last episode, it seems he was barraged with them and it looks like they'll all take to some degree. Betty's only epiphany seems to be that she deserves to be with someone who doesn't cheat on her and does share who he is with her, but that just highlights the differences between their two personalities and what they learned this past season. Don has learned he can and needs to be more open. Open in the truth about who he is (both with himself and others), with showing appreciation for others (it's about time he said what he did to Peggy and Pete), and his own limitations (admitting he can't do what others like Pryce and Roger can). However, while Don has learned he needs to be more open and supporting, Betty seems to only have realized she deserves better than what she gets from Don and wants the kind of spoiled life she had before marrying him. In other words, Don learned to accept and give, while Betty learned to fight (harder than before that is) and take (what she feels she deserves, which is a lot). That’s not meant to admonish her feelings because she does deserve better than a man who’ll cheat on her with any woman that’s as different from her as can be. Every woman Don’s been with so far is dark-haired and intellectually stimulating. Betty doesn’t fit either of those descriptions. She, however, is a product of her environment, both past and present.

One of the most dramatic and telling scenes of the finale was the big argument in Don and Betty’s bedroom after he found out about Henry Francis. It’s hard to blame her for saying she’s better than Don now that she knows what kind of family he came from, because it was so perfectly done in the scene by having Don instigate the comment and her so quickly agree to it out of anger. Who hasn’t said something they didn’t mean in the heat of an argument? That’s one of the great ways Mad Men captures people’s attention. The characters are so utterly despicable in so many ways, but they end up being so relatable in just as many ways.

I would say it’s maddening, but Don Draper would verbally beat me down for such a bad pun.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A Gastrointestinal Plea to Movie Makers

At this year's SXSW, I managed to see 13 movies on a $70 film pass purchased at the Alamo Drafthouse. Only two of those thirteen were documentaries. However, 11 of those 13 movies contained scenes where at least one person vomited. Can you guess which two movies didn't have vomiting scenes? Yes, the documentaries. Although, even if they did, I'm sure seeing bees upchuck in The Last Beekeeper, the surprisingly enthralling story of three commercial beekeepers dealing with Colony Collapse Disorder, or seeing imaginary puke in the Trust Us, This is All Made Up, a concert film about improv greats TJ Jagodowski & David Pasquesi, wouldn't have elicited nearly the gag response the other movies did. For the record, the full list of movies consists of:



Even though I don't remember a specific vomiting scene in 500 Days, with the track record so far, it's possible I blacked it out because I had witnessed so many regurgitation scenes up to that point. Some movies rightfully called for puking scenes. One such movie is The Snake, the story of a pathetic schemer who thinks about little more than getting laid, or proving he can, so he enrolls in a body-image group to pursue a bulimic girl. The Snake is dark, offensive, funny, and even makes you feel a tinge of sympathy for the lead character more than once. If only the puking wave contained itself to movies like that during the festival. Instead, vomiting scenes appeared in movies that ranged from over-the-top restaurant farce to tense horror movie to introspective character study to low-budget science fiction to "bromantic" (their word, not mine) comedy movie. No genre seemed safe from the torrent of vomit.

Puking didn't always have the stage-front appearance it has now. It used to be that someone would lean off-camera and the audience would hear the cringe-inducing and all-too-familiar splattering sound of liquids and solids. At least the Irish-made, bad-luck "murder" cover-up movie A Film with Me In It had the decency and understanding to do just that. However, it was the only one out of eleven movies that took that classic tactic to showing someone barf (the most juvenile of words used to describe vomiting). Now, we're regularly treated to seeing what characters ate in reverse. Where did all this vomit come from?

One source could be reality television. Shows like the always classy Rock of Love and even stalwart of reality programming Survivor have shown someone puking so often that it's become an expected feature. With less and less left to exhibit, a new taboo had to be showcased. The bar had to be raised, or lowered, and it was done by using that bar to induce vomiting. Unlike nipples, genitals, and unlicensed products (that are still all clearly identifiable), vomit is shown in all its multi-colored and many-textured glory. Unfortunately, more scripted television and movies have picked up on this trend.


When I told others in line for movies at the SXSW Film Festival about this cinema trend that disgusted and annoyed me, they responded in disbelief. They thought I must have had a bad run of luck or was noticing something that wasn't there. That couldn't have been there. Then, after remembering non-documentary movies they had seen during the festival, they too recalled flinching from the screen multiple times. Bewildered conversations broke out where people discussed how prevalent scenes are now. Each person made a similar scrunched-face of disgust as he or she remembered or described a particular scene.


The sounds and imagined visuals of vomiting evoke an instantaneous and guttural reaction in most people. Having someone puke on camera does nothing to add to the impact of the overall movie. Frankly, I'm frightened of what could happen next if movies and TV feel the need to up the ante even more. The words scatological disaster comes to mind. As a plea to movie makers, and television show creators while I’m at it, remove the special effects finger from your actors’ throats.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hot Topic Makes Watchmen Better

Yes, the headline is a lie, because after seeing this and this, I'm all set to support this action.

Or maybe the headline isn't a lie. Oddly enough, Hot Topic's inappropriate merchandising has made Watchmen all the more relevant. Way to be meta without even trying. Or knowing you were for that matter.

Monday, January 5, 2009

The First List of Awesome and Not Awesome Things

Here, simply put, is the first of what may become many short lists of things I find to be awesome and not awesome.

The first one on the list might be so awesome that it overshadows the rest, but I can't resist.

Super awesome:


I desperately want to hang this in my house. It's so awesome, it hurts my awesome brain to think about it.

Most decidedly not awesome:


They don't taste like crab. If you like the Chesapeake Bay crab seasoning, they're probably great. But yes, it's like sprinkling the bay seasoning directly on your tongue. "We'll make crab chips and then not have them taste like crab at all, but like the seasoning that usually gets in the way of the crab flavor! Yes!"

No.

Once banned and hidden gem with creator in attendance awesome:


Ralph Bakshi appears with his rarely shown film "Street Fight" a.ka. "Coonskin" at the Alamo Ritz.



That same night, Bakshi also appears with his film "Wizards".

I've seen little of "Street Fight" other than a few minutes here or there, but I know its reputation as one of the most inflammatory animated films ever made. Is it an indictment on racism, socioeconomic standards, church, gender roles, and the mafia or does it help support what it supposedly lambastes? Latoya Peterson gives a decent deconstruction of much of the movie here, but I can't wait to hear directly from the man himself.

I can only hope "Wizards" is as awesome as I remember it being. I'm sure Bakshi will have something to say about how the movie continues to resonate today with propaganda and wartime thinking.

Nostalgic awesome:


Cherry Certs. A gift from my younger days. They were my thing. People would buy them for me whenever they saw them. If you go up to a friend who smokes and hold your hand out, he may know to automatically give you a cigarette or a light for one. If someone came up to me with his hand out, I put a Cherry Certs in it. It's just the way things were. Until they weren't anymore, which leads to the next item.

Only in Canada makes it not awesome:


Before now, I had resigned to the fact that I would never again taste the tangy, delicious flavor of Cherry Certs again. They had been missing from my life for almost a decade now. However, through random sources, I heard Cadbury (yes, the same company that makes the Cadbury Creme Egg) was making Cherry Certs again, but they were only available in Canada. I had to have a friend in Canada mail them to me recently. It was worth it.

About time and swear it'll be awesome someday. If I stop procrastinating. Maybe:

[PLACEMENT HOLDER FOR IMAGE OF ME WRITING AMAZING STUFF]

Besides writing this blog post, I want to finally finish some screenplays I had on the backburner for a while now and a two-act play I started writing last year. Maybe I'll work more on a vampire novel I began writing a couple years ago. I don't normally read stories about vampires, let alone write anything about them, so I wanted to see what I could do. One of the most disturbing things I've ever written. Those who've read it said they wanted more. About time I got off my butt to get some sketches written too. Or is it skits? I never know if I should call them skits or sketches. I should probably find that out. Do you think there are people who care enough to correct me though? Scratch that. I know there are. To those people: I'll call them whatever I damn well please and you'll love me for it. Yes, you will.

That's the first list. It's a short one. Future ones could be longer and might have much less text. In other words, more pretty pictures. I enjoy the pretty pictures.